THE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS THAT HAPPENED

during the cruise trip.
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so,i went for this trip right before the hometown trip.anyway,can you guess what happened that made my thigh get this?
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it's not very obvious in the picture but i had blue black and some abrasion cut thingy which hurt like $@#$(%"*"@!!
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i got it from a toilet bowl T__T
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not just any toilet bowl but the one that was in our cabin.that thing is evil,i swear.
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so,one day,i peed and of course,i had to flush right?but the flush button is about 2 cm on top of the toilet bowl when the cover is down.so when the toilet seat cover is up(of course it's up at this stage cos i just peed,remember?),it sort of cover the button.
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so you can either put the cover down and then press the flush button or sneak your hand in between the gap to reach for the button.here,let me illustrate..
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i didn't want to touch the toilet seat cover so i did the latter and my arm accidentally pushed the cover and since the toilet is small and i have limited space,my thigh was near the toilet bowl the the toilet seat just KIAP'ed my thigh and shocked me to no end.
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i mean,having your thigh being clammed by a toilet bowl seat cover whatever thingy is no small thing alright?i didn't even know that it's possible.
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the second incident was scarier.well,the toilets in the cruise work the same way the toilet in the airplane.they do the vacuum suction thing along with the strong suction sound.
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one day,i shat.and it just wouldnt flush :( the water level in the toilet bowl kept increasing every time i press the freakin flush button.the thought of flooding our cabin with toilet water and my shit terrified me :( ;( eh ohh wow so pretty.i accidentally pressed but my second emoticon has eyelash.i shall stick to using ;( then.but only have eyelash on one eye?okay neh mind.
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sorry i sidetracked.but yea.that toilet bowl was evil.i can never look at toilet bowls the same way again.
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i think the pictures explained it well.MY LEFT BABY TOE IS NAKED AGAIN DAMNIT I'M SO DEPRESSED NOW T___T
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you won't know how it feels like having a naked toe.especially when your nails are all painted in such a bright colour.sigh..
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the next incident is a pretty long story.
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I FORGOT TO BRING MY SHADES TO THE CRUISE.
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i mean,how could i right?it's such a big deal to not bring your shades to a vacation.it's as good as not bringing your right arm out.can you?can you?no you cant.
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so,the boyfriend was such a sweetheart we rushed like mad to go get any shades from f21 and he got me this pair.
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which got lost half an hour after this photo is taken. T__T okay,it's more like i left it in the bus F my goldfish memory.
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but that's okay.it's not very unfortunate cos when i was about to die from sadness of my fate with shades,the boyfriend bought me 3 shades in vietnam after that.and it was dirt cheap too $10 for 3 omg you could see clouds part and sunshine shining through right after hearing that.
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the last but most unfortunate thing that happened during the trip.
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this -.- we were wrapped in poncho all the way T__T
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i was so excited for redang but it ended up raining so heavily when we were there.we had to take a boat to the island and i almost puked all over from the sea sickness.and then the weather was sunny again after we went back to the ship FOL.
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i am feeling quite sad now.another separation.though temporary it still suck.first,i had to be separated from stephy when i came to singapore and then friends from st francis as most of them are international students,so they either went back to their home country or further studies in us,aus etc.now it's mj's turn le sigh..
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i'm gonna leave for gz and hong kong on wed.and yes,my japan trip and taiwan one is not done yet but it will be done for sure cos i need something to look back and a self reminder of where i went.
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good night everybody.i hope you all have a sweet dream :)

HOT MAMA
i can't believe this !
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i saw something recently that made my eyeballs popped out,seriously.
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did any of you guys see the new coca cola ad featuring namie amuro yet?
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the one where she was dancing and then drank the coke like it's the best drink on earth?she looked soooooo HOT in the commercial.and she's already a mother.i'm completely honest and not exaggerating okay.google it if you don't believe me.
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okay fine,so maybe she managed to do it cos she gave birth 11 years ago.i mean,if 11 years of diets and sit ups and upbeat dance moves give her this body even though she gave birth,it's possible right?
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but what about gisele bundchen?she looked like this for Vogue Mexico May 2010.
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O_O
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wasn't she still pregnant half a year ago?i've never been a big fan of her because i've always thought she looked a little manly but hey,it's not like she cares since she's one of the top earning supermodels in the world :/
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she looked exactly like how she was before getting pregnant.how is that possible?!what is with these models?!?it's as though having a gorgeous face(not all),crazy beautiful hair,perfect skin and body and legs up to their neck is not enough ! they don't even get fat after giving birth? WTH ? am i the only person filled with envy? i dont even look half as good and i'm not knocked up *bitter
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okay before you ask me to chill and that gisele bundchen is the only exception cos maybe she forgo eating completely and is an exercise freak,lemme show you two other supermodels examples.
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hello.this is adriana lima,an ex victoria's secret angel when she was pregnant.
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this was her on the cover of Spain Vogue June 2010,a few months after giving birth.
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are you getting it yet?the feeling that life's unfair? *boo
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alessandro ambrosio,another victoria's secret angel.ohh man.i can sense the pattern here.are they given special diet and miracle underwear to make them look so good all the time?even after giving birth?!okay.maybe they're all exercise addicts *self console
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nah,this is her for Bo.Bo Winter 2010.
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well,i guess vogue magazine has something for recent mothers who can put anything on and still look sizzling hot(Alessandro Ambrosio is on the cover of Vogue Japan July 2010 but i just didnt post that up cos i think that she looks nicer in this photo?).who doesn't,right?it's tough enough to look hot when you're not pregnant,i suppose it's 1000000x tougher after pushing a baby out of you (ouch!).
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ohh of course hot mamas are not limited to supermodels.
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kate beckinsale
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jessica alba and there're still many more but i'd go crazy before i manage to find pictures of every single one of them and post here -.- and i purposely left angelina jolie out cos i dislike her.okay,i dislike homewreckers in general.ahem.
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but i cannot leave out my absolute fave hot mama.
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nicole richie♥ it'll be a crime to leave her out in this post.i love how her style always seem so effortless yet look so good and some accessories from house of harlow look pretty good.
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okay now i'm gonna ask a question that may seem a little weird.
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isn't it ridiculous to be jealous of a kid's wardrobe?
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suri cruise's,of course.but i kinda am? :/
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wokay.am gonna go edit photos from my trip to post on facebook before ppl get angry with me hehe.

SHORT NOTICE

am gonna be away for 10 days and come back with gabazillion pictures!maybe i can update in between the ruise trip when the boyfriend is suntanning and i am having crazy sea sick.am gonn reach ipoh on the 12th omg i'm so excited.k gtg bai!