A BRAND NEW START

ITCHY HAND.

decided to kick in something fresh into my blog

i think it looks so damn weird.

empty and lonely.

and i'm lazy to edit all the posts to make the writings visible.

so,highlight em' yourself if you wanna read..

for now.

I'M SUPREMELY FULL !

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ITCHY BACKSIDE.

and,and,and..

I WATCHED 200 POUNDS BEAUTY !

i still prefer my sassy girl though.

cos' the girl in this movie keeps crying and crying and crying

i don't know what possesed me but i felt like

slapping her with a fish.

so mean right?

but dang.

she's uber gorgeous.

she looks so freakin' familiar though..

maybe i saw her in another movie/drama/variety show/something before.

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FIVE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE ON FRIENDSTER.

first - the kind that forward you Mr.Alan Smith bullshit.

*evidence will be uploaded once i'm not so downright lazy.

so,friendster's closing down and they urge you to quickly forward this mail to everyone in your list.

friendster's closing down?

OMG!!! REALLY??EVERYBODY RUNNN!!!

who gives two f*cks if friendster is closing down or not?

is it the end of the world?

but that is not the point,

the point is,

is friendster management too damn lazy to at least send everybody a mail stating that its closing and decided to pass the job to someone who writes poor english?

so,if i forward the mail to everyone,what's next?

is it to 'save' friendster from 'closing down' or save your freakin' testimonial or WHAT?!!

PLUS,what kinda name is alan smith?

it sounds too gay.

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second - if you dont pass this around,you dont have a heart.

i dont know if everyone gets this kinda mail

which states that a girl has so and so disease or lost his/her parents or very poor.

and if you forward this mail to everyone,

an amount of money will be donated from this and that company/association to them.

hello,very funny is it?

if this/that company/association wants to donate money,

i seriously dont think they'll track down the amount of ppl forwarding that stupid mail.

note:i am not insulting the victim involved.just the dumbass person who created this mail.

so,you think they will track..

then tell me,

USE WHAT TO TRACK??

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third - make a wish and forward this or die being sodomised by michael jackson.

listen,i appreciate when you send me cute mails with good intention.

BUT,

why those that ask me to make a wish and forward this damn thing and

your crush will kiss you/you will get good grades/you will turn rich in two days/britney spears will start wearing panties

OR

if i dont forward it i will die/my family will dies/my dog will get raped/etc etc.

what the hell man??

it's damn stupid,i swear.

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fourth - the super damn lame kind of mail forward'er.

this one will forward the type that has eerie story

about a girl who has

no arms,no feet,no eyes,no nose,no head,no boobs

but somehow has looooonnnnggg eerie hair.

it will pop up from

under your bed,from closet,toilet bowl bla bla bla

and kill you if you don't forward this mail.

puuuhhhleeaeasse.

no head but has long hair.

hair come out from where?

armpit is it?!

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fifth - hi =)))))

this kind of ppl does not forward mail.

instead,the message you,praise you abit,provide you with their e-mail add and ask you to add them.

what's so annoying you ask?

well,

if you want to know me,you add me.dont ask me to add you.

it's been some time since i last added a stranger to my list so i may not add you even if you add me.

get it?

unless you're a super damn hot babe. ;)

ohh,i dont add guys who added almost every girl with act cute poses.

you think you're running a pageant is it?

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enough of being mean for today.ohh,if the new layout hurts your eyes,pls drop me a comment.

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END OF CHAPTER 33

thanks for being there for me when i needed someone the most.

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have a lovely holiday...