SAY YOU LOVE ME ♥ AND PLEASE MEAN IT.

RANDOM UPDATES AND VALENTINES'S DAY♥

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after going to the toilet not long after i eat for the past few days,i lost weight.not very rapidly but my mum said i'm shrinking by the day.

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which did make me a little paranoid.later i lose my breast until i cannot find them how?mine already so small.HAHA.

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so in an attempt to help me gain weight,she suggested all of us to have pizza for dinner today.i had 3 slices and i already felt like puking cos i had the last piece when it was cold.you know how fried/roasted/oily food taste when its cold right?

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went for my dance class last night.apparently,every wed,i get to work the morning shift which is 10.45 till 8 so that i can attend my dance class.heh.

they changed my trainer.she's not bad but her dance oozes sexiness all over.plus super fast and 'yau yeng'(bergaya/cool).imagine dance moves from pussycat dolls,britney,beyonce.you get what i mean now?

she taught us to SHOOT FIREWORKS THROUGH OUR ARMPITS HAHAHAH WTHWTH funny or not?and then also sexy babe washing car.all her descriptions are so funny!

and then i got shouted to "touch yourself!sexy SEXY MORE MORE!" and "sing the song for me!"

-___- very very terrifying.

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it'll be my first single valentine this year since 2005.but it doesnt mean that i'll be lonely and emo at one corner.HAHA i prefer being my usual chirpy noisy annoying self.

it's okay to be single on that day although you might be suffocated with lovers all around you being lovey dovey or swallowing each other's faces in public.

you wont die being single la okay?it's not the end of the world.calm down.put down that knife you're holding wth.

vday not only for lovers what.you can spread some L♥VE to those around you who deserves it ^-^ i feel like blogging about top 3 WORST GIFT.EVER(in case you haven't get one yet)

disclaimer - all thats written below are purely my opinions.it might not reflect as your other half's opinion.and its done for fun anyway so try not to get offended and do voodoo on me just because you bought one of the item imma mention.

3.fake flowers

O_O

when it comes to flowers,either you give the real one,or you dont.it doesn't have to be expensive nor has to be given on vday(cost twice or thrice more!)i think that when flowers are given any day other than the predictable vday it makes things more romantic.

why in the world does it even cross your mind to get fake flowers?is your girlfriend allergic to pollen?if not,don't be too surprised when she has justice pao expression slapped on her face whole day long.

3.slimming products/vouchers

unless she asked for it or maybe just gave birth and too shy to ask.if she didn't then you're sending the message that you think that she's a whale and you are a superficial jerk because you only care for appearance.she will also think that you're a liar if she has asked you the deadly question of "baby,honestly,am i fat?" and your answer has always been "no".

lol.i guess when guys are asked the deadly question,they should always give immediate denial.HAHAHA.for me la.i mean,i'm sure guys totally love it when their gf is always siding them in public even when they wrong?she can disagree with him when in private but,you know,just to stroke his ego.

we like our inner vainpot ego to be stroked too,ya know?

1.bust enlargement products

*GASP

a moment of disbelief

*GASP some more.

do i need to say more?

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others include the usual household appliances,t-shirts with dodgy messages or worse,photo of you both printed on it(sorry,i guess i'm not very romantic aferall)

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the best gift is always time.why do you think that handmade gifts are always sold more expensively?cos of the effort and time taken la.

that does not mean that you shouldn't give present okay.although people do always say that 'it's the thought that counts' but i'm sure that giving something,no matter how little to your loved ones can make their day.

giving is loving afterall.

to be fair abit,i'll list 2 things not to give to a guy on vday.

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2.things you like

when buying a gift,the receiver's taste,like and dislike should be your consideration,not yours.you want the receiver to have a smile that can lit up the whole town when he sees your present right not polite smile when he sees that red shirt which is the bestseller of the country and you thought would looks so hot on him that you forgot that red is his most hated colour.

this one is kind of a no brainer.

1.framed picture of yourself

HAHAHA.actually i saw this from one website but i forgot where.so there are this kinda ppl who love themselves alot.well,not that its wrong but i dont even know hot to put it in words.

it's late!i have work tmr.gotta sleep.am so looking forward for sat to come♥

you guys have a blast too yea?