INCEPTION & 5 THINGS IN JAPAN THAT YOU WILL NOT FIND HERE
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i haven't been able to sleep well lately because i've been dreaming so much T__T It's like watching movie marathons but the uncontrollable kind because you can't choose what genre to watch nor press stop button :/
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sometimes,i get weird freaky zombie dreams and out of common sense,i just ran for my life until i banged into a pole/wall/whatever weird things that doesn't make sense that appeared suddenly in my dream.and then i woke up.or so i thought.
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cos when i thought i woke up,i actually haven't and i knew that when more weird things that was impossible to be happening in real life started to happen.and i just stood there,gave up trying to run HAHAHA and watch the whole scene unfold while waiting to wake up for real.i'm sucha boring person in my dream :(
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okay i shall stop blabbering about that.
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5 things in Japan that you will not be able to find here.
(hehe i know,i finally do this post cos i'm missing japan so much right now)
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1.let's start with McDonalds.

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super ugly duotone hair :s
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ebi fillet burger and shaka shaka chicken.I know,the name for the chicken is so pretty damn funny but it's super delicious.and the ebi fillet burger makes me salivate longingly every time i see its picture of think about it T__T
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2.Men in suit slurping noodles loudly in unison
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there are many small and cosy noodle shops in tokyo and at areas populated by offices,you can see many businessmen queuing for seats during lunch time.before we went to tokyo,we managed to do some research(which is very little since we only booked the ticket 1 day before the trip and packed in frantic and throughout the entire week there i felt that it was so surreal cos i went crazy during the packing&planning frenzy) and found out to my horror that it's kind of an insult if you don't slurp your noodle in Japan O_O
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i cant slurp noodles for nuts and usually end up making kissing noises.i am such an embarrassment.worst case scenario is choking while i attempt to slurp.super unglamorous T__T
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but yeah.you can't find men in suit slurping noodles in unison in Singapore or Malaysia,i think?no photo of them slurping shown,obviously.or i might have been chopped into pieces and made into human sashimi by some yakuza -.-
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our first meal in japan at a cozy soba hut near our hotel.
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the 2 pictures above are what we ate for lunch on our second day at akiba after going back to buy my polaroid cam and it was there that i witnessed so many men in suit slurping noodles.
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ohh!something funny happened once.every noodle hut gives you free plain cold water(even in winter)and it's self service and you see me pouring something into my glass in the photo above?it was 'sobayu' broth -.- the kind that people mix with their 'soba tsuyu' (soy sauce?) to drink after they're done with their 'zaru soba' (cold noodle) T_T
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we both took a sip and went O_O "eh not plain water?why their barley taste so weird one?" and then i saw one person adding that into their 'soba tsuyu' to drink -.-
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3.SGD6 or 400yen プリクラ (purikura/neoprint)
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it's expensive to snap one in singapore and it's not only expensive to snap it in malaysia but to find a decent purikura machine to snap photo is already a challenge.but sigh,i like to snap and keep them and i have a whole box of em' in my room.
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they have so many purikura machines in japan and the photos that they produce are so so pretty♥ they give you free eyeliner and lipstick HAHA look at the boyfriend.
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4.machine that masks your peeing sound

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thinking about this cracks me up.apparently,girls are not allowed to pee loudly in japan.or gives out smelly smell when you shit FTL.i saw a group of girls(who are strangers) gossiping and laughing when they heard a girl in one of the cubicle pee O_O
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so,you go into your cubicle and proceed as usual.but if you have the need to mask your peeing sound,you just press onto the button(toilets at different places has varying pee masking machine) right before you pee and a (very obviously) recorded flushing sound will play.
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and the whole world would know that you pee loudly but have decided to play the recorded flushing sound to mask it.
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5.since we're at the topic of toilets,i might as well continue with their mighty toilet bowls.

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seriously,you shit or pee and then you press the button accordingly to clean yourself up.and then the one at my hotel room at that time has toilet seat warmer.
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let me tell you,toilet seat warmer is like your best friend during winter.i mean,hot showers are close behind but hot showers give you super dry skin.it's like,you turn yourself into a walking raisin within minutes!
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but it's still close behind cos you can't possibly rub yourself all over the toilet seat to keep warm.i mean,technically,you can but it's just wrong.
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okay,it's late.i shall get some sleep!
♥ good night,lovelies!

BRIEF UPDATE
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hello.i am back to update again.this time,it's because i have just done editing photos for my second collection and am having insomnia due to 2 reasons.
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1.i am going to sell stuff at a flea market this saturday.and i'm having headache cos i dont know if i should lug all my stuff there and sell everything away or save for my future collections
2.i forgot about my retainer for 10 days.obviously,they haven't been very happy and are now taking revenge cos my gums hurt like #$#%*$%@! and it's starting to give me migraine FML.
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i've been missing certain things and places alot and i really really wanna blog but i am busy working my ass off transforming myself into a money making machine so that i wont be so 'pokai' (broke) anymore sigh.i am so broke i think i might have to resort to eating toilet paper soon T__T
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nobody said it was easy but nobody told me that it's gonna be this hard either.sorry wtf i think i accidentally copied the scientist's lyric somehow(by coldplay).i also think that i am mumbling alot of nonsense at one go now.
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by the way,has anyone else notice how did wen lan's set of breast get so huge suddenly?am i thinking too much?okay.i shouldn't care about people's breast so much.why am i having verbal diarrhea?
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i shall stop typing nonsense and go force myself to sleep now.
btw it's 1.43AM on 18th aug.i dont know why is the date stamp so weird :/

HI
*blinks eyes the way anime girls do it
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does it work?i'm sorry i've neglected you guys T__T i'm serious.sigh.i dont know what happened to me.i am less witty.less funny.i think my humour has just evaporated into thin air.that must be the reason.
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i went for cycling with my family yesterday and right after that we went to this outdoor restaurant/pub to have western food(well,i think it's the only place that allows dogs)you know,stuffs like fish&chip,chicken chop,steak FOL why are we like this?waste all the energy and time cycling just to get fat after that -__-
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okay la i'll post up something to make people stop feeling like they wanna throw rocks at me for updating so infrequently T__T
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do you want
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lovely sushi wth?or a
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scalded rape OMG still must pay money for people to rape you then scald you.or the other way round.or both at the same time!
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okay am i the only 1 who found it funny? :/

IT'S FINALLY UP!
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ohh god i haven't blogged for the longest time and whenever i see the counter thing and realise that people still come to check out this space when i don't update,it makes me feel guilty.and then i'll start nomming everything to feel less guilty.
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hmm.i feel like baking something.sorry to side track.
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i'm so nervous that i can faint,seriously.i think i am gonna hire models when i make enough money cos i feel embarrassed to promote my blog in case people see the pictures and roll on the floor laughing T__T if that happens,i would just gonna dig out my eyeballs and die on the spot.
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i hope you'll love the pieces as much as i love them :)
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currently,we only mail locally so for my friends who are overseas(or those in Singapore who doesn't wanna get anything from me T__T),i would love you to check out the blogsphop and give me feedback and even criticism!
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Click here!
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much ♥ !

ALMOST DONE
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i'm pretty nervous to show these pictures actually.this,coupled with my growingly annoying wisdom teeth pain are driving me crazy almost every night :(
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im sorry i've neglected you all(yess,all 2 and a half readers that i have) for awhile because i've been mighty busy with the preparations!i didnt know that doing photoshoot can release the inner grandma in me.i had to recuperate for 2 days after that to gain back the energy that i released violently to look like a half decent amateur model FML T__T
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umm alright.i'm gonna release some spoilers up here before i launch my blogshop a few days from now.i hope that people can give me feedbacks on what can i improve on.and before that i have to say,i'm not a model so pls be a little gentle if you wanna bash that i'm fugly or fat or have bat wings arms wth.i have feelings too okay T__T
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okay no.i think i'm not ready to show em' pics yet T__T gimme a day or two more alright?

THE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS THAT HAPPENED

during the cruise trip.
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so,i went for this trip right before the hometown trip.anyway,can you guess what happened that made my thigh get this?
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it's not very obvious in the picture but i had blue black and some abrasion cut thingy which hurt like $@#$(%"*"@!!
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i got it from a toilet bowl T__T
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not just any toilet bowl but the one that was in our cabin.that thing is evil,i swear.
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so,one day,i peed and of course,i had to flush right?but the flush button is about 2 cm on top of the toilet bowl when the cover is down.so when the toilet seat cover is up(of course it's up at this stage cos i just peed,remember?),it sort of cover the button.
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so you can either put the cover down and then press the flush button or sneak your hand in between the gap to reach for the button.here,let me illustrate..
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i didn't want to touch the toilet seat cover so i did the latter and my arm accidentally pushed the cover and since the toilet is small and i have limited space,my thigh was near the toilet bowl the the toilet seat just KIAP'ed my thigh and shocked me to no end.
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i mean,having your thigh being clammed by a toilet bowl seat cover whatever thingy is no small thing alright?i didn't even know that it's possible.
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the second incident was scarier.well,the toilets in the cruise work the same way the toilet in the airplane.they do the vacuum suction thing along with the strong suction sound.
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one day,i shat.and it just wouldnt flush :( the water level in the toilet bowl kept increasing every time i press the freakin flush button.the thought of flooding our cabin with toilet water and my shit terrified me :( ;( eh ohh wow so pretty.i accidentally pressed but my second emoticon has eyelash.i shall stick to using ;( then.but only have eyelash on one eye?okay neh mind.
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sorry i sidetracked.but yea.that toilet bowl was evil.i can never look at toilet bowls the same way again.
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i think the pictures explained it well.MY LEFT BABY TOE IS NAKED AGAIN DAMNIT I'M SO DEPRESSED NOW T___T
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you won't know how it feels like having a naked toe.especially when your nails are all painted in such a bright colour.sigh..
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the next incident is a pretty long story.
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I FORGOT TO BRING MY SHADES TO THE CRUISE.
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i mean,how could i right?it's such a big deal to not bring your shades to a vacation.it's as good as not bringing your right arm out.can you?can you?no you cant.
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so,the boyfriend was such a sweetheart we rushed like mad to go get any shades from f21 and he got me this pair.
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which got lost half an hour after this photo is taken. T__T okay,it's more like i left it in the bus F my goldfish memory.
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but that's okay.it's not very unfortunate cos when i was about to die from sadness of my fate with shades,the boyfriend bought me 3 shades in vietnam after that.and it was dirt cheap too $10 for 3 omg you could see clouds part and sunshine shining through right after hearing that.
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the last but most unfortunate thing that happened during the trip.
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this -.- we were wrapped in poncho all the way T__T
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i was so excited for redang but it ended up raining so heavily when we were there.we had to take a boat to the island and i almost puked all over from the sea sickness.and then the weather was sunny again after we went back to the ship FOL.
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i am feeling quite sad now.another separation.though temporary it still suck.first,i had to be separated from stephy when i came to singapore and then friends from st francis as most of them are international students,so they either went back to their home country or further studies in us,aus etc.now it's mj's turn le sigh..
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i'm gonna leave for gz and hong kong on wed.and yes,my japan trip and taiwan one is not done yet but it will be done for sure cos i need something to look back and a self reminder of where i went.
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good night everybody.i hope you all have a sweet dream :)

HOT MAMA
i can't believe this !
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i saw something recently that made my eyeballs popped out,seriously.
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did any of you guys see the new coca cola ad featuring namie amuro yet?
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the one where she was dancing and then drank the coke like it's the best drink on earth?she looked soooooo HOT in the commercial.and she's already a mother.i'm completely honest and not exaggerating okay.google it if you don't believe me.
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okay fine,so maybe she managed to do it cos she gave birth 11 years ago.i mean,if 11 years of diets and sit ups and upbeat dance moves give her this body even though she gave birth,it's possible right?
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but what about gisele bundchen?she looked like this for Vogue Mexico May 2010.
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wasn't she still pregnant half a year ago?i've never been a big fan of her because i've always thought she looked a little manly but hey,it's not like she cares since she's one of the top earning supermodels in the world :/
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she looked exactly like how she was before getting pregnant.how is that possible?!what is with these models?!?it's as though having a gorgeous face(not all),crazy beautiful hair,perfect skin and body and legs up to their neck is not enough ! they don't even get fat after giving birth? WTH ? am i the only person filled with envy? i dont even look half as good and i'm not knocked up *bitter
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okay before you ask me to chill and that gisele bundchen is the only exception cos maybe she forgo eating completely and is an exercise freak,lemme show you two other supermodels examples.
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hello.this is adriana lima,an ex victoria's secret angel when she was pregnant.
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this was her on the cover of Spain Vogue June 2010,a few months after giving birth.
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are you getting it yet?the feeling that life's unfair? *boo
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alessandro ambrosio,another victoria's secret angel.ohh man.i can sense the pattern here.are they given special diet and miracle underwear to make them look so good all the time?even after giving birth?!okay.maybe they're all exercise addicts *self console
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nah,this is her for Bo.Bo Winter 2010.
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well,i guess vogue magazine has something for recent mothers who can put anything on and still look sizzling hot(Alessandro Ambrosio is on the cover of Vogue Japan July 2010 but i just didnt post that up cos i think that she looks nicer in this photo?).who doesn't,right?it's tough enough to look hot when you're not pregnant,i suppose it's 1000000x tougher after pushing a baby out of you (ouch!).
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ohh of course hot mamas are not limited to supermodels.
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kate beckinsale
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jessica alba and there're still many more but i'd go crazy before i manage to find pictures of every single one of them and post here -.- and i purposely left angelina jolie out cos i dislike her.okay,i dislike homewreckers in general.ahem.
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but i cannot leave out my absolute fave hot mama.
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nicole richie♥ it'll be a crime to leave her out in this post.i love how her style always seem so effortless yet look so good and some accessories from house of harlow look pretty good.
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okay now i'm gonna ask a question that may seem a little weird.
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isn't it ridiculous to be jealous of a kid's wardrobe?
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suri cruise's,of course.but i kinda am? :/
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wokay.am gonna go edit photos from my trip to post on facebook before ppl get angry with me hehe.

SHORT NOTICE

am gonna be away for 10 days and come back with gabazillion pictures!maybe i can update in between the ruise trip when the boyfriend is suntanning and i am having crazy sea sick.am gonn reach ipoh on the 12th omg i'm so excited.k gtg bai!

GAMES YOU WON'T WANNA PLAY
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i dont think that wedding games are fun if the bride has an incredibly soft heart or if the groom and his brothers are petty(FYL if your husband is petty :( i'm sorry it's just my honest opinion.omg i hope my future husband isnt the petty type.imagine him running away on wedding day cos he doesnt wanna play those games and throw princess temper on me FML x10000).
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thankfully,my sister's one was quite fun since her heart is made out of titanium(HAHAHAHA jie you can see that i'm kidding right?RIGHT?) and my brother in law and his brothers are pretty damn open minded and are up for any game.
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anyway,the groom and his gang arrived and ready for the battle in their smart shirts and ugly orange ties and faced with a list of instructions.
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they were supposed to change into the ah pek singlets and one multi coloured auntie singlet and hunt for a bag with their sexy shorts in it.
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their next mission was to blindfold each other with their tie and apply lipstick to the person next to them and then take off the mask and apply fake lashes for their neighbour in 30 seconds.this is to let them get a taste of dolling up when your boyfriend keeps rushing you HAHAHA.
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yes,how sexy and seductive.
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then they had this usual bitter,sweet,sour and spicy thing in every wedding game.for bitter,i dont really know what grass they blended and mix with water to put in baby bottle LOL.we used condensed milk for sweet which was damn gross to drink on its own :/ sour was a whole lemon hehe and spicy was just chilli padi and wasabi mixed into green tea ice cream.
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after eating,they were up for some exercise which goes somewhere along the line of humping balloon off each others' buttock.
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they played cheat and used hand anyway so to punish them we asked my brother in law questions that he couldnt answer on the spot such as how many cousins we have and the last question involves showing him a few underwears to let him guess which one is my sisters.he could touch or sniff them HAHAHA.they're all hers and all new(but of course he didnt sniff nor touch them duh).wrong answer and one of his brother had to get waxed.
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last stage was to take out the piece of ice inside this thing and lick it till it melts cos the key to my sister's room was inside.this was skipped completely cos he gave us ang pao :D
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okay that's all bai!